It was really funny, because she used the grapefruit as perfume. Since she assumed he was a vampire, she squeezed grapefruit onto her veins to make her blood smell good. However, since it is a parody, it’s hard to expect any sort of connection to any of the characters, since their only reason to exist, is to constantly mock the original Twilight characters.Ī great scene was when Belle got ready for her date with Edwart. I can’t say I have a favorite character, because I could not relate, and had trouble caring about all the characters in the book. His name is Edwart Mullen, and she starts to think that he is a vampire, even though he’s just a lonely computer nerd. She lives in her own world isolated from almost everyone, except for a boy she immediately begins to like when she starts her new school. She has the idea that every boy she meets is absolutely in love with her, and that bills are love letters, so she throws them away.

It was really funny too, how The Harvard Lampoon mocked Stephenie Meyer’s writing style, her characters, and her thoughts that weren’t so well-developped.īelle Goose is a girl who decides to “exile herself” to Switchblade, where her father works as a window-wiper. It was an interesting book, and the reader gets the impression that the two main characters, Belle, and Edwart, have mental issues of some sort. The cover of the book itself was funny, and even though they say, not to judge a book by its cover, the cover of this book looked promising enough. It was, in my opinion, very cheesy, and corny, so I was excited to read Nightlight, a parody. The book was okay, but I decided to read Night light once I was finished. I hadn’t read Twilight yet at this point, but since it was on her shelf, I borrowed it. I didn’t find a book I liked that day, but my sister bought the book Nightlight. Not too long ago, my sister and I went to Barnes and Noble to buy books with our gift cards.

Nightlight by the harvard lampoon